I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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