ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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