Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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