Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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