bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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