sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
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