so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
my shit smells like andre
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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