1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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