Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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