Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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