Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
soo... how was my night?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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