sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
im six kinds of drunk right now
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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