I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
His nipple licking is glorious
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