Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she pinky promised me she was 18
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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