Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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