Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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