Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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