I'm really into asian looking animals
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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