We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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