Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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