You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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