also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I'm really busy with my period
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