I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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