my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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