My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
