what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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