Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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