Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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