They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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