So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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