I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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