This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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