i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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