theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
