people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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