you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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