Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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