i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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