just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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