She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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