Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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