"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
This is my gift to your gina
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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