good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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