i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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