it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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