Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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