so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I need to calm my uterus...
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