I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
my shit smells like andre
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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