you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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