last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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