My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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